I couldn’t handle Homecoming. PGP.

Another gorgeous day wasted in a fluorescent lit office. PGP

Finally getting around to reading Harry Potter. PGP

“So are you going to propose soon??” PGP

Having more notification on my Dunkin Donuts app than on my Facebook

You know you’re in deep shit when the boss identifies a problem that you created, then asks your superior to solve it instead of asking you. PGP.

Totaled my car and made an okcupid account in the same hour. PGP

Justifying your random assortment of furniture with “My future wife is just going to throw out all of my things anyway”. PGP.