Some of these “adults” are way to into Halloween

SFW costumes during the day, NSFW costumes at the bar

Senator Marco Rubio taking French Work weeks. PGPOWERMOVE

I finally understand, “girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money.” PGP.

“Feel free to reach out!” PGP

Woke up this morning and thought it was Friday. PGP

How do I only own two pairs of jeans at this point in my life? PGP.

I forgot my lunch. PGP.

Too old for the interns & too young for the widows. PGP.