Pretending to work is harder than actually working.

I had to Google what “on fleek” meant.

I’m so bored, I just watched a snapchat story about Toronto. PGP

Sometimes I just sit on the toilet to avoid people. PGP.

“Did you get that e-mail I just sent you?” PGP.

6 wings and one beer turned into 30 wings and me blacking out at Wing Night. PGP

I got 99 problems and money is all of them.

Going out to the bar and wanting to be at home, staying in and wanting to be at the bar.

Sort by Price: Low to High. PGP.

Typing a few extra letters after a word to make sure that spell check is still doing it’s job. PGP.