The first and the last hour of each day is wasted on nonsense internet browsing. PGP

My boss just called me his “technology guy” because I knew how to insert a picture into powerpoint.

Had a brief convo with the new guy today…. once he said he is 24 and married I walked away.

Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.

Taking fake poops

I either have to propose to her or break up with her. PGP

Still not sure why they asked my desired salary on the application. PGP.

While I really appreciate it, giving me my own office with a door was a big mistake as far as productivity goes. PGP.

One too many glasses of pinot while watching the bachelorette and I now have a 6-month membership to match.com. #PGP

The hardest part of my job is pretending to care.