All of my friends are going to my ex-girlfriends wedding this weekend.

When your weekend plans are either “catch up on sleep” or “get blackout drunk”. PGP.

Today is my birthday, and it doesn’t matter. PGP

Can’t wait to spend my tax return on my credit card bill. #PGP

Cried on the way to work today. PGP.

Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.

Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP

That deep breath you take every time you arrive at the office. PGP.

“We should own a bar!” PGP

I probably peaked at 21. Maybe 22. PGP.