One of these days, I’m going to scream “Shut the fuck up” out loud instead of in my head. PGP.

Seeing something NSFW online and immediately going to your phone to look at it. PGP.

The printer at work was making a painfully high pitched noise, and I was the only one young enough to hear it. PGP.

Getting up to go to the bathroom out of boredom, not necessity. PGP.

Just gave my two weeks during my annual performance review. DOBBY IS A FREE ELF. PGP.

If only buying Geico car insurance was all it took to get me on the Gravy Train. PGP.

Sitting in your cubicle, questioning why you didn’t get piss ass drunk on more random Tuesdays in college. PGP.

Living paycheck-to-paycheck at your parents’ house. PGP.

I saw the sun for 20 minutes today. PGP.

My Halloween news feed went from a bunch of girls in slutty costumes to a bunch of babies in costumes. PGP.