I fucking love my Honda Accord. PGP.

Netflix autopay just overdrafted my checking account. PGP.

I test my desk at least once a day to see if I could actually flip it when I eventually rage quit this job. PGP.

My company put me in charge of ordering new business cards for everyone. Say hello to your new Executive Vice President of Marketing Coordination. PGPM.

Just told a joke to the guy in the cube next to me. He wasn’t there. PGP.

Getting so bored at work that you actually do work. PGP.

I bet Jake from State Farm makes more than I do. PGP.

Just got a raise. Still poor. PGP.

Went to an ice cream social at work. Didn’t say a word to anyone. PGP.

People who put “(Name), MBA” in their email signatures like they’re a fucking doctor. PGP.