A question in the subject line with nothing in the actual email.

Having to take your headphones out every time someone walks up to your desk. PGP.

Perfecting the causal “lift and separate.” PGP.

It’s not that I’m antisocial, it’s just that I don’t give a fuck anymore. PGP.

My boss told me “cost of living doesn’t matter anymore” as he gave me a .5% raise this year. PGP.

Making more money than I ever have in my life, still managing to be broke as fuck. PGP.

Waiting for your boss’s boss to leave so your boss will leave so you can leave. PGP.

My bank account sits at -$13.47. I am worth negative one medium, no topping pizza. PGP.

Johnny Manziel being stuck behind an incompetent veteran. PGP.

I just changed my Netflix password and got angry texts from three of my exes. HBO Go is next. PGPM.