Coworkers acting like they’ve never seen a Catholic on Ash Wednesday. PGP.

Not getting laid for 40 days and telling everyone you gave up sex for Lent. PGP.

The last two girls I have been with have gotten engaged to the guy after me. PGP.

My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.

Walking briskly through the office to create an illusion of being busy. PGP

I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t at least a little tired. PGP

Is it seriously only Tuesday? PGP.

If I’m not going to be home by 10 I’m not going to do it. PGP.

Guess I should have done a three year internship to meet entry level job requirements. PGP.

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.