Realizing that by “stay in school” they meant “don’t ever leave.” PGP.

Exchanging 30 emails on an issue that could have been cleared with a 30 second phone call. PGP.

Getting yelled at by your boss because you have been making the intern water the fake plants for the last three months. PGP.

The insanely difficult 5:30 decision between hitting the gym or bottle. PGP.

Going back to your desk to get your cell phone before heading to the bathroom. PGP.

My girlfriend could do better. PGP.

Having to choose between 20 minutes more sleep or rubbing one out before work. PGP.

I actually have a lot of responsibility and very little oversight at my job. It’s terrifying. PGP.

Bank info was stolen, but none of the fraudulent charges went through because I don’t have enough money to afford the things they tried to buy. PGP.

The simple joy of taking your shoes off at your desk. PGP.