Power pointing at your boss as you leave the office for happy hour. PGP.

The most productive thing I’ve done today involved walking into a bathroom stall. PGP.

All work and no play driving Jack Torrance to try and kill his family. PGP.

Talking about the bar at work, talking about work at the bar. PGP.

New department moved to my floor. The stall seats always have piss all over them now. PGP.

Dreading your coworkers’ attempts at April Fools

My cubicle is on the end of the row and has two walls. The rest of the office uses 8 square feet of my area as a shortcut.

My boss refers to my cube mate as “the company all star”.

Using your rest time between sets at the gym to text about where you’re going for drinks after.

Joining the work kickball team for networking opportunities. #pgp