The riskiest thing I’ve done all week is download software without IT’s permission. PGP.

Receiving unsolicited marriage advice from divorced co-workers.

Actually owing taxes due to my income as a guinea pig #PGP

Someone brought a box of girl scout cookies for the office and they were dominated within 10 minutes. Vultures. #PGP

Running out of notches on your belt. Actually needing to go out and buy a new belt as the old one is too small #PGP PGP.

For Lent, I’m giving up. Like in general, just giving up. PGP.

The woman who wears bracelets that clink every second of the day while typing on her keyboard. PGP.

The panic you feel when your boss asks, “So what have you been working on?” PGP.

Just gave my tax refund to the bartender. PGP.

Office productivity falling by at least 75% when the boss doesn’t come in. PGP.