Making eye contact with the boss in the parking lot and then giving him the better space. PGP.

Going to a concert relatively sober. PGP.

Having to look the cleaning guy in the eye after exiting a stall. PGP.

That feeling when you know you’re the first one to sit on a clean toilet in the morning. PGP.

Showing up to work at 8:00, but not starting work till 10:00. PGP.

This shirt was supposed to be wrinkle free. It is wrinkled. Very wrinkled. PGP.

That feeling of disappointment when someone takes “your” parking spot after lunch. PGP.

I let red wines breathe. PGP.

Paper cuts ruining your day. PGP.

Waiting until after 5pm to make moves in the office fantasy football league that your manager is in. PGP.