Becoming addicted to non-addictive sleep aids. PGP.

Cubicles are the graveyards of hopes and dreams. PGP.

She’s office hot. PGP.

Too lazy to take the stairs but too impatient to wait for the elevator. PGP.

Waiting to get a haircut until your next paycheck. PGP.

That extra hop in your step around the office because you got the win in fantasy football. PGP.

Unintentionally forcing your manager to pee next to you in the short urinal. PGP.

Fell asleep before my 8pm fantasy football draft. PGP.

Looking up healthy recipes, printing them out and then eating fast food instead. PGP.

Walking very quickly through the office with a concerned look on your face so people think you’re actually busy. PGP.