My boss just did a very loud Hitler impression in the middle of the office. PGP.

If you’re ridiculously busy and your day still drags, that’s when you know you truly hate your job. PGP.

Taking the stairs to avoid awkward elevator conversations. PGP.

Having to get back to work right when you get in the groove of Flappy Bird. PGP.

Googling “how to make new friends after college.” PGP.

Just had an hour-long conversation with my mom…and I liked it. PGP.

Using more business cards to level out furniture than you actually give to clients. PGP.

Responding to a headhunter on LinkedIn because he or she looks hot in their profile picture. PGP.

Coffee for breakfast, Red Bull for lunch, beer for supper. PGP.

Having the worst story in the post-vacation “What did you do for Christmas?” story exchange. PGP.