My boss is sending work emails on her phone while at a funeral. PGP.

Getting passive-aggressive comments about not contributing to the break room/party fund. PGP.

I’ve been actively picking my nose at my desk for twenty minutes. PGP.

Getting a text from a friend asking, “What are you doing this this weekend?” at 11am on a Tuesday. PGP.

When a video chat concludes, I feel like that person is watching me through my webcam the rest of the day. PGP.

Repeatedly explaining basic Microsoft Office commands to older coworkers. PGP.

Please listen carefully as our menu options have recently changed. PGP.

Wishing your coworkers were hotter. PGP.

Having someone hold two consecutive doors open for you, and being unsure if you should thank them once or twice. PGP.

The later the lunch, the shorter the afternoon. PGP.