Becoming your boss’s scapegoat. PGP.

Never lifting enough weight to need a spot at the gym. PGP.

Getting hit with banking fees for reasons you don’t understand. PGP.

Always having an additional, work-related tab open just incase someone walks by. PGP.

Having a dining room table, but using the coffee table instead out of habit. PGP.

“Instead of taking PTO can I just come in early so I can leave early?” PGP.

Looking forward to sleeping more than drinking. PGP.

Living less young, not nearly as wild, and hardly free. PGP.

Having to Google slang. PGP.

So this is the rest of my life? PGP.