I have no idea what I’m doing. PGP.

“I should probably start going to church.” PGP.

Being 15 minutes early to happy hour. PGP.

Using a calculator for extremely basic math. PGP.

Should I get one of those big exercise balls to sit on at my desk? PGP.

It’s 1:30 and I haven’t really done anything today. PGP.

Mandatory company issued cell phone holster. PGP.

That depressing moment when you pull up to work, and the building is not engulfed in flames. PGP.

The piece of shit that made popcorn for an afternoon snack. PGP.

Thinking of every purchase’s cost in terms of hours spent at the office. PGP.