Holy shit, I can’t do this for the rest of my life…PGP.

Strategically orienting your monitor so coworkers cannot see you freely surfing the Internet

I’ve worked here for 2.5 years. I’m 26 y/o. My CEO just asked how my internship is going…

I’ve completely run out of ways to waste time at work. PGP

📉 actual chart of my ambition today

Applying to other jobs while still on the clock. PGP.

Driving 45 min to get to the office to do a job that I could do from home, and being the only person here PGP

Having to get dressed up for my position even though I have no client interaction and sit in a cubicle all day. PGP.

Parents just moved into their dream home where I no longer have a room.

Getting a cat confirmed I’m a terrible parent.