Someone just microwaved a seafood pot pie in the office break room. PGP

Delaying going to the bathroom because you have to pass through the break room and don’t want your coworkers to notice how long you take. PGP.

My office wife is also my actual wife. PGP

The sound of typing will be the end of me today.

Assuming a member of the opposite sex is flirting with you when they add you on LinkedIn.

I’ve been sitting at my desk holding both my middle fingers up against my computer screen for 20 minutes now. No one has noticed.

The water faucet sensor in the bathroom doesn’t acknowledge my existence. PGP.

Receiving a company card, then being too afraid of being accountable for all purchases made to ever actually use it. PGP

I hate this place. PGP

You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP