Liking a funny wall post before realizing its yours. PGP

That long sigh you let out as you walk into the office. PGP.

Being considered a “valuable team player” for your ability to clear paper jams from the copy machine.

On Saturday, I feel asleep at 7pm because I had nothing better to do. PGP

The only emails I get CC’d on are cat videos from my co-workers. PGP

Everyone is headed back to school and I’m just sitting at my desk. PGP

My personal hell involves having to listen to my coworkers humble brag about their children to each other.

Leaving your debit card at the bar. PGP.

I’m not entirely sure I want to watch you Nay Nay.

Saved money all week to go out this weekend and I got a speeding ticket on the way into work.