I’m jealous of the swag the interns got.

I grew up watching the players getting inducted into the hall of fame. PGP.

I didn’t receive any work calls when I took vacation on Friday. I’m now convinced I’m getting fired. PGP

“Hi! I’m just calling to follow up” PGP

Every time Target puts out decor for dorms and college apartments, I die a little on the inside. PGP

My new boss just explained the way fractions work to me. I majored in Math. PGP.

Freshman 20, post grad 30.

I keep saying I have doctor’s appointments when really I’m going on interviews. I think my boss thinks I’m dying. PGP.

“Any plans for the weekend ?” PGP

Forgetting the attachment. PGP.