I took my adderall too late. PCP

The highlight of my day was leaving for an hour to go to a doctors appointment. PGP

The constant struggle between losing weight and free food in the break room. PGP

My managing director found out I’m interviewing. PGP.

Being someone’s second string lunch buddy. PGP

One of my coworker’s absence can single-handedly make my day

My boss ordered everyone pizza right after I left for lunch.

A childhood friend just signed with the Seahawks and I’m sitting in a cubicle.

I sit through two separate one hour meetings every single day just to say “no report”. PGP.

My office is starting a “Biggest Loser” competition.