Getting a little drunk and applying for new jobs

I’ve been here for almost two years and I still can’t really explain what it is that I do.

Coworker just confirmed a meeting by saying, “So are we still gonna hook up later?”

Saying “Welcome to our company!” while thinking “may the Lord have mercy on your soul.” PGP.

“I’m going to need a few volunteers to come in for a few hours on the 25th and the 1st.”

Open bar at the company Christmas party still is not enough to make me want be around these assholes. PGP.

Everyone is thinking it, I’ll just say it..fuck this place.

Expecting a raise despite the fact that i do absolutely nothing at work. PGP

I haven’t had a legitimate answer to “what are you working on?” since before thanksgiving. PGP

I don’t understand Santa Con. PGP.