I love the concept of what I do, but not what I do. PGP

Finding out that your excel challenged coworker broke all the links in your massive excel file at 7:54pm on Saturday, because the boss left you with an urgent request at 4:45 on Friday due by 8:30 Monday morning. PGP.

“It has come to our attention…” PGP.

I had a 7:45 meeting scheduled for this morning. Client canceled at 7:38. PGP

8:15 AM Monday follow-ups about 5:30 PM Friday emails. PGP.

DeFries didn’t do an Oscars live blog. PGP.

“Lunch is for analysts who don’t want to keep a job here long.” PGP

I went to college to become someone’s office bitch. PGP

I really should just quit.

Wishing I could do a shot every time one of my bosses say “piggyback” in a morning meeting.