I fucking hate LinkedIn. PGP

Came back mentally from thanksgiving this morning. Checked out for Christmas this afternoon.

Having to use 4 personal vacation days to review for the CPA exam that I ended up failing by 2 points. PGP.

“If there’s anything else I can do to be helpful…” (If you email again I swear to god…)

Newly single after 18 months. What apps are the kids using today? Pgp

I only have blood because I got away from my desk for an hour. PGP

I have to go to the Chiropractor twice a week…I’m 24. PGP

“Let’s discuss this offline.”

“I apologize for the delay…” (I’ve been putting this off for as long as humanly possible)

In the past 2 months I’ve showed up an hour late for “oil changes” and “dead car batteries” probably 4 times. PGP