“First ever bar fight” scaries. PGP.

Printed out ten copies of my resume on my office printer. And used the nice paper. PGPM

Checking my alarms are set multiple times throughout the night so I’m not late to work. PGP.

Physically, I haven’t missed a day of work in months. Mentally, I haven’t shown up to work in months.

My 40 year old coworker has more sex than I do. PGP.

Trying to be a stay at home mom with no kids.

Homecoming 2015: Drank on a empty stomach. Got hit by a car. No injuries. PGPM.

Do all the work but receive no glory

You know you’re in deep shit when the boss identifies a problem that you created, then asks your superior to solve it instead of asking you. PGP.