Getting bitched out at work for not coming in on Labor Day. PGP

The “Back to College” Snapchat is going to lead to my death. PGP.

That moment when you realize your parents were right. About everything. PGP.

“Why didn’t you follow up with me?” PGP.

It’s Friday morning and I already know my Sunday scaries are going to be through the roof.

One of my coworker’s absence can single-handedly make my day

A childhood friend just signed with the Seahawks and I’m sitting in a cubicle.

Moving my younger brother into the dorms in my college town this weekend. I might die.

“I just wanted to give you a quick update…”