I just realized that my job makes me go through the 5 stages of grief…every single day. PGP

Ordered Jimmy John’s online two hours ago but forgot to press “submit” so I’m just not eating lunch today. PGP.

Emails marked “High Importance”

Considering recording my mouse clicks so I can take breaks without anyone knowing. PGP.

Someone stole all the K-cups, chaos is imminent.

Getting the cold shoulder for taking a day off.

I’m an incredible interviewer but an awful employee #PGP

Just realized today is my work anniversary, ruined my day. PGP

Rage Against the Copy Machine. PGP.