My time card is going to require some serious creativity this week.
I put in maybe 3 hours of real work everyday. During my 3 month review, my manager described me as “professional, attentive, and a quick worker.” PGPM?
Found a cheap microwave meal that I actually like, but my coworkers don’t like the smell so I can’t bring it anymore. PGP
Quadruple bogied my quarterly sales review. Pgp.
I don’t want to sleep, I need to sleep
“I’m not sure what your question is.” PGP.
Got a 2 out of 3 on my performance exam for attendance. I haven’t missed a day of work since 2014. PGP.
When I get home from work I use my work laptop to watch Hulu so I appear “online” after hours. PGPM.
ESPN, CNN, BBC, refresh, repeat. PGP.
Saw my boss coming 100ft away but pretended like I didn’t see, and didn’t hold the door for her. PGPM.