Being the reason liquor is banned at further family holiday dinners.
Why do I continue to work here?
Saw the girl of my dreams on Hinge. We didn’t match. PGP
“Be prepared to work the full day” -manger PGP
Always volunteering to pick up lunch so I can extend that break from work an extra 20 minutes. PGP
First egg nog cocktail of the season. PGP.
“Can you work this Thanksgiving?”
The happiest moment of my day was when I realized I left my gym bag at home and couldn’t work out. PGP.
I’ve never had to actually prove I went to college. PGP.
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