Intentionally requesting PTO the Friday before a Monday holiday. PGPM

It’s my birthday today. Really hoping none of my co-workers find out.

Finding someone’s phone on the TP dispenser of your favorite stall. PGP

Googling someone who sent you a sassy email so you have a face to put with the hate. #PGP

Work-Home-Gym-Netflix-Bed.Rinse and Repeat.

Bumble read receipts #PGP

“Did you get your W2 yet?” PGP

Forgetting your headphones, then buying new ones in the train station because you can’t be alone with your thoughts for a whole day. PGP.

Always being told things are about to “ramp up” next week. PGP

Getting called a “Narc” no longer bothers me