Fuck you and your cc-ing habit. PGP.
I used to see Tetris in my sleep when I was a kid. Now I see Excel. PGP
Members of today’s GOP make their case for supporting the establishment.
I went to bed at halftime last night.
Girls didn’t look like that when I was in college. PGP
“Why don’t you take a stab at this one?” PGP.
I threatened a group of teenagers that I would get them kicked out of the movie, if they didn’t be quiet. PGP.
The guy in the stall next to mine said “Bless you” when I sneezed. PGP.
I’m a morning person. PGP.
Mom and Dad sent me as the “family rep” to Easter dinner because they didn’t want to go. PGP.
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