I just taped an open bag of Goldfish to my desk to make snacking easier. Unsure whether it’s innovative or just kinda sad. PGP.

My boss came up to me and asked for motivation to get him through the day. PGP.

Left the office 15 minutes before I turned 23. PGP.

Dismissed for “lack of ambition” after personally choosing 9.5 hour days at the office. PGP.

I was the only one left in the office at 5:00, and the janitor came by my desk and informed me, “You know, you’re not getting any extra credit for staying late.” PGP.

Officially old today as I checked the 25-34 age category instead of the 18-24. PGP.

When you crack a beer at 3, and Pandora immediately plays an ad about addiction. PGP.

Being happy that your friend’s wedding is next calendar year because you already used all your vacation days. PGP.