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Had a dream I got fired but with an awesome severance package. PGP.

Was called “sir” multiple times today by a college freshman. PGP.

New guy sends commanding emails in Comic Sans. I can’t bring myself to respond. PGP.

Waking up late and getting to work on time means I just found my new wake up time. PGP.

“Did you ever leave last night?” PGP.