Left my number on a receipt for the waitress at Applebee’s. Biggest rush I’ve gotten all month. PGP.

“Morning” ……… “See you tomorrow” PGP.

We haven’t even held our draft yet and there are already allegations of cheating. PGP.

“How about that fight?” PGP.

The can of Febreze in the office bathroom ran dry three weeks ago and no one has replaced it yet. PGP.

The realization that I’m officially closer to 30 than I am to 20. PGP.

“I suggest you just trade this in.” – Mechanic PGP.

Today is my last day of undergrad… welcome home. PGP.

Had an attractive girl flirting with me at the gym last night. 100% sure she was underage. PGP.

Setting up my trust. I have no kids and I am unmarried. PGP.