My 30th birthday will fall on a Monday. PGP.

Went on a job interview today. Discovered midway through it was a pyramid scheme. PGP.

Taking your time getting out of your car so you don’t have to walk in with coworkers. PGP.

Being old enough to remember when Facebook was cool. PGP.

If you think you had a bad week I’m a flight attendant for the most hated airline. PGP.

My mom made me an Easter basket because I’m the only single one in the family. PGP.

Planning your new life around the job you just interviewed for only to not get the job. PGP.

Waiting to wash your hands because coworkers do dishes in the bathroom. PGP.

Getting kicked off the family phone plan. PGP.