Apparently my headset does not actually mute while I’m on conference calls. PGP.

Sometimes you just have to take a fuck it I am not going in day. PGP.

Got injured at laser tag. PGP.

I sat in the parking lot for an hour before work debating about taking a sick day. PGP.

Leaving one suit coat at your desk at all times so your boss doesn’t know if you’ve truly left. PGP.

Wine makes me sleepy. PGP.

My right knee is beginning to tell me the weather. PGP.

Our water cooler caught on fire. PGP.

Day 2 of no internet in the office: things are on the cusp of going full ‘Lord of the Flies’ out here. PGP.

I just realized today that my ten year high school reunion is next year. PGP.