I didn’t get anything in the office Secret Santa exchange, and I don’t know who to be pissed at. PGP.

Blew a fuse with my space heater. PGP.

Old enough for wrinkles, young enough for acne. PGP.

Cuffing Season. PGP.

A coworker asked me, “What does ‘totes lit fam’ mean?” PGP.

My hands swelled to almost twice their size due to an allergic reaction but I didn’t leave work because I didn’t want to wasted my PTO. PGP.

My boss not so subtly hinted that my position is being eliminated in 2018. PGP.

Went to a bar to watch the fight. Couldn’t make it to the main event. PGP.

Fell off my couch on Saturday night while sleeping and knocked myself out. PGP.