Asking “Who do you know here?” at a party. TFM. Asking “Who do you know here?” at a networking event. PGP.

Got deployed, wife threw out all my Frat Tees. PGP

6/6 getting a kiss on the first date. 0/6 in securing a second date. PGP.

Having to retake grades K-12 to prove to my dad I’m ready to take over the family hotel chain. PGP.

Deemed the office kid because I listen to early ’90s hits. PGP.

While looking for a shirt to wear to work, I realized no one will notice me anyway. PGP.

Boss just asked me if I owned a YouTube. PGP.