I should have listened to my mother. PGP.

I’m the epitome of average. PGP.

My doctor just voluntarily offered me a Xanax prescription. I’m here for the flu. PGP.

Telling the interns to work hard in school so they don’t have to work here after college. PGP.

7 a.m. is the new sleeping in. PGP.

There is a cute girl that sits across from me at work. I have no idea how to handle this situation. PGP.

The head of my company’s diversity committee is an old white guy. PGP.

My week feels like Monday, Monday #2, Monday #3, Monday #4, Friday, Saturday, Pre-Monday. PGP.

My company not having its shit together is the only thing keeping me from being fired. PGP.

1: “Did you already eat lunch?” 2: “Yeah.” 1: “Do you want to go to Chili’s anyway?” 2: “Yeah.” PGP.