Developing carpal tunnel at age 22. PGP.

“Resting my eyes” at a stoplight. PGP.

No Bill Simmons mailbag this week. PGP.

Two years into the real world. Still haven’t used algebra. At all. PGP.

Started upper-middle class now I’m poor. PGP.

My aspiration is to be Clark Griswold. PGP.

My company’s life insurance policy makes me worth more dead than alive. PGP.

Can we all just agree that the international sign for “Leave me alone” is eating lunch at your desk? PGP.

Dreaming about retirement three years into the workforce. PGP.

Sometimes when I work with my headphones in, I’ll hear a coworker call my name, but choose to ignore it in hopes they will leave me alone. PGP.