Minus $100 later and two weeks of shattered dreams, I guess I’m heading into the office today

Getting emails from your boss that has all the information stuffed in the subject line and the only thing in the body is “Thanks.”

Every morning my first thought is “Wow I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.” PGP

I want to quit my job, but I don’t want to deal with the hassle of finding a new one. PGP.

My golf attire says scratch. My golf game says 10 handicap. PGP

Just realized today is my work anniversary, ruined my day. PGP

That deep breath you take every time you arrive at the office. PGP.

New phone system at work traces every call and my boss can listen in at any time. Thanks Obama

I always pull out….of the driveway by 7:15. PGP

Still can’t grow a beard. PGP