Target taste, Walmart budget. PGP

Saw the sun this morning. That’s how I knew I was late for work. PGP

I did absolutely nothing this weekend. PGP.

Everyone in the office knows I’m hungover.

Visiting my parents this weekend because I know they’ll take me to Costco. #PGP.

Entering liquor on my fitness pal #pgp

Started spending my tax refund today… haven’t yet done my taxes.

“We should own a bar!” PGP

I put receiving cock instead of receiving dock in the instruction part of a purchase order

Hell is the last 2 minutes of a close basketball game when you really need to get some sleep. #PGP