My life is now basically just waiting until I get to go to sleep again and then not being able to fall asleep when that time comes. PGP.

All I want for Christmas is a career change. PGP.

My bank account sits at -$13.47. I am worth negative one medium, no topping pizza. PGP.

Johnny Manziel being stuck behind an incompetent veteran. PGP.

No plans are the best plans. PGP.

Internet Explorer is our default browser and I can’t change it. PGP.

Now that it’s sweater weather, I can wear my stained dress shirts again. PGP.

I just changed my Netflix password and got angry texts from three of my exes. HBO Go is next. PGPM.

The high school kids near my office drive nicer cars than me. PGP.

Counting down the hours to 5 P.M. before even arriving at work. PGP.