“I just wanted to thank you again for the opportunity…” PGP.

I just want to have enough money so that I don’t have to think twice about adding guacamole. PGP.

“Well, look who decided to show up.” I was 5 minutes late. PGP

Weighing out the pros and cons of a semi-serious car accident on the way to work. PGP.

Having absolutely no use for sunglasses during the week. PGP.

Making eye contact through that gap in the stall door. PGP.

Until recently, I thought Ariana Grande was a font in Microsoft Office. PGP.

Netflix autopay just overdrafted my checking account. PGP.

I test my desk at least once a day to see if I could actually flip it when I eventually rage quit this job. PGP.

My company put me in charge of ordering new business cards for everyone. Say hello to your new Executive Vice President of Marketing Coordination. PGPM.