If I see the hashtag #LoveMyJob one more time I am going to flip out. PGP.

I found out my current job was posted on LinkedIn, so I applied for it. PGPM.

Just bought my first car! It’s 6 years old. PGP.

My kitchen has two plates, one spoon, one fork, one knife, and one whiskey glass. PGP.

I have been working here for five months now. Only yesterday was I informed that our building has a free 24 hour gym that’s nicer than the one I’ve been paying for. PGP.

It’s almost “drive to work in the dark, drive home in the dark” season. PGP.

Using a week’s worth of PTO to sit at home on your couch. PGP.

Taking out of town company workshops because it’s sort of like a vacation. PGP.

This whole Ray Rice thing really makes me wonder how many times someone has seen me pick my nose while riding an elevator alone. PGP.

Being the first person to crack open a beer in the corporate skybox. PGPM.