45 male employees. One stall. PGP.

We have a “Senior Analyst” who is 24. PGP.

Delayed joining PGP for as long as I could. You have me now. PGP.

I ate a hamburger bun for breakfast. PGP.

Mastering the ability to look engaged while daydreaming about food. PGP.

I no longer understand the concept of “expendable income.” PGP.

Retail therapy occurs exclusively in the clearance section. PGP.

Dedicating half my lunch break to napping under my desk just to stay awake for the rest of the day. PGP.

On their birthdays, everyone in the office gets a cake. I got two bowls of fruit because “We thought you were trying to watch your weight.” PGP.

Doing online typing tests so it sounds like you’re diligently working. PGP.