Your PGP submissions getting more action than you this summer. PGP.

A company partner asked me “What do you want to be when you grow up?” PGP.

Having a draft of your resignation ready in your email. PGP.

My jury duty was cancelled tomorrow. I’m actually disappointed, because I was looking forward to a free meal and a day off work. PGP.

This was supposed to be the Summer of George. PGP.

I’ve started using a calorie counter. Not because I have any particular desire to lose weight. It just gives me something to do during the day. PGP.

My girlfriend signed me up for a half marathon. PGP.

Trolling the HOA group email for shits and gigs. PGP.

Boss said I could wear shorts on casual Friday. Then he set the AC to 62. PGP.

My Pinterest-inspired lunch just looks like a mason jar full of shit. PGP.