I never realized I had ADD until i got a job. PGP.

We meet again, motion sensor restroom light switches. PGP.

The insanely difficult 5:30 decision between hitting the gym or bottle. PGP.

I tried to get a bank loan to consolidate my credit card debt. They just offered me another credit card. PGP.

Don’t threaten me with a good time. Really, don’t. My bank account can’t handle it. PGP.

The schools in my area started back today, so my commute time just doubled. PGP.

Is there a way to exchange my lunch hour for a nap hour? PGP.

Not being able to enter local businesses because they close at the same time my office does. PGP.

The influx of PGPs that are posted during lunch breaks and right before office closing time. PGP.

Boss finally invited me to sit in his box at a Cards game. It’s preseason. Against the Texans. PGP.